The apps on your dude’s iPhone may reveal a lot about him. We’re not suggesting you break the relationship trust barrier and go through his phone, but if he happens to leave his cell on the table, arm yourself and find out what he’s downloaded—it might not be all calculators and clocks. Here are a few iPhone apps that every bee should keep her eye out for:
1. iAmAMan
This helps users track the menstrual cycles of the women they are dating. Plural. The program stores information for multiple ladies, each with a separate profile and password, so that it appears as though he’s only monitoring you.
2. iBrate
You know, short for vibrate? This buzzing app provides uninterrupted vibrations at a variety of different speeds for the on-the-go guy who needs to, um, “ease those tense muscles.” Seriously, why is this on his phone?
3. Don’t Dial
What could this anti-drunk dialing app possibly say about him? Perhaps that he’s frequently inebriated and prone to press the wrong buttons.
4. PickUpLines
Every woman can appreciate a genuinely creative pick-up line, and while they are rare, it’s disappointing to discover his witty one-liner came straight from his phone. How bad could his game be?
5. iTrust
This is probably one of the more flagrant apps of the bunch. Tempted to peek through his text messages and emails while he’s in the shower? If he has this app downloaded onto his phone, he’s watching you!
-Rebecca Brown
Thats just horrible. Good thing my boyfriend has a blackbery.
lmfao the menstrual cycle app is ridic.
lmao @ myra. I think you’re on to something
VIVA LA BLACKBERRY!!! but i will be doing a lil research to make sure these apps arent bb compatible lol